Ice(d) 2ml

I need to issue a formal apology to anyone who has stood within three feet of me this week, because I have spent 90% of my time blatantly sniffing my own wrist like a complete weirdo.

Commodity really put something diabolical in Ice. It’s crisp, cool, incredibly fresh, and smells like you have your entire life, finances, and skincare routine totally figured out; even if you’re just running errands in sweatpants. It manages to be chilled and sharp without smelling like floor cleaner or laundry detergent; it’s just pure, magnetic, effortless clean.

I’ve owned a ridiculous number of fragrances over the years, but the search is officially over. This is the one. My signature. My personality now.

To the decision-makers at Commodity: if you ever decide to vault, reformulate, or discontinue this scent, I will personally view it as a targeted attack. Keep the production lines running forever, because I am not prepared to smell like anything else for the rest of my days.

Rating: 12/10. An absolute masterpiece. Don’t you dare touch it!